A$AP: Always $trive And Prosper

danieldempsey:

My dude straight loving him some nsync.

3 days ago 135,139 notes Reblog

katherinearandez:

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

abhortion:

atheistrose:

domesticabusewillsaveusall:

So awkward.
I walked past a cemetery when I was walking home and like… I’m alive so… yea.

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a nursing home and like….I’m not old so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a river and like….I’m not a fish so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a car dealership and like….I’m not an automobile so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I was walking over the sewer the whole time and like….I’m not a piece of shit….yea

Calls grocery store.....
Me: Do you have cotton balls?
Worker: Yes.
Me: Does it tickle when you walk?
Worker: *Hangs up*

3 days ago 8,303 notes Reblog

prettyxintense:

Well done, Beckham’s sperm.

fartgallery:

I had a try at the cup song

3 days ago 221,237 notes Reblog

rnikedirnt:

rnikedirnt:

my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’

i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous

3 days ago 237,671 notes Reblog

at least i know nobody’s using me for my looks

(Source: potterm-alfoy)

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Cosmo Tip #455

menluda:

When he asks if you’re in the mood, look him straight in the eye for a moment and then say “Bitch, I might be.”

3 days ago 24,527 notes Reblog

alwaysfindloveforyourself:

You’re standing there waiting for your favorite band. They were scheduled to go on at 8, it’s 8:03. You know it’s going to happen but it still catches you by surprise. The lights go down and a deep bass note, one so deep you feel it in your chest, rumbles from the speakers. Then it happens; everyone rushes forward, pushing the air out of your lungs. Then all that matters is that band and knowing that everyone is just trying to get a little closer to a band they love just as much as you do. Everything is perfect.